Gahhhh They Caught Me

Now I'm not usually paranoid about the government but when I picked up the phone and the caller ID read Big Brother I flashed back to 1984 and Orwell's voice telling me to run. I thought to myself "I didn't do it, he did it! The Sketchy one over by the tree!" Then it dawned on me, Big Brother doesn't want my obedience they just want my money. Click!