I Need to Hire an Elephant

They do that "stompy dance thing" way better than I can.

So...I'm just going to ignore the fact the US Women's team apparently bombed and sent out the 4th line to give the Canadians the Gold Metal.

(Nope, I'm not bitter or disappointed. Not at all.)

Though having been a hockey puck magnet on the losing team in important games I'm sure no one feels worse than they do. God damned freakin Canadians...